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Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
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Real programmers don't write specs. Users should consider themselves lucky to get any program at all and take what they get.
Real programmers are surprised when the odometers in their cars don't turn from 000009 to 00000A.
Real programmers don't write in Basic. Actually, no programmers use Basic, after the age of 12.
Real programmers use C since it's the easiest language to spell.
"There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't"Sv: Litet citat
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."
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